queer as folk recap post, season one, episode thirteen.

[amelialourdes]

ATTENTION!

Your Qaf recappers are not dead yet! I say again that your recappers are alive and well. amelialourdes and sakesushimaki are not gone and giving up on this project. That said!

sakesushimaki's last recap for Episode 112.
Go and comment, please! Thank you, wonderful ones.

I am using my very own screencaps and will be using them until the end of this. You can find screencaptures for Complete S1 and S2 at www.qafcaps.com. Kid tested, mother approved. (Kix commercial reference).

I call Episode 113 a transitional episode. It's an episode where things happen to forward the plot, create stories, but nothing is resolved in it and everything is open ended. So, there may be some questions splattered throughout but I'm pretty sure that I'm going to keep these comments brief.

See here? We meet Kip! We meet Marianne! Emmett's friends are a bad influence on new straight lifestyle.

Oops. Brian's dick slipped and fell into Kip's ass. It's Kip and everything but I found this scene really hot. It's Brian's back. It's all long and lengthy and sweaty and they make fucking on a table look pretty good. There is the case of the disappearing/reappearing letter opener. Even after it falls off the desk, a shot later, it's back on the desk. Continuity, crew! Continuity.

Emmett's giving away anything that's going to make him feel good including porn and double-headed dildos. Can you imagine Emmett being with another bottom? I guess that's what they would do together. I always laugh when Ted blows the feather off and says that it'll make one bag lady very happy. Yes, who donates sex toys and porn to charity? Not I.

My best friend always makes a joke in this brief, brief scene between Brian and Justin. Brian says, "How long have you known me?" My best friend always shouts out with much enthusiasm and sarcasm, "UM. ABOUT FIVE SECONDS?" Because ... how well can Justin know Brian really? At this point in the show, this is the first time that we've seen him just hanging out over there. This will become more frequent later (his presence) but as of that moment, it's the first time that he's seen just hanging out at the loft without an open (in series) invitation from Brian.

The picture's so cute that I put it in twice! No. I accidentally put it in there when I was shrinking the graphics. Oops. Well, it fits with the theme of group of pictures. So, we learn from Justin that dancing releases endorphins that help him think and dances cutely to the intercom where we get to hear him say, "Kip?" I'm gonna go ahead and say he was damn adorable in this scene. Like a cute puppy you can't stop playing with -- which is what Brian probably thought of him in the beginning.

Kip comes up (Justin sees him) and decides to get naked instead of doing business. Now, Brian's one fuck only policy? Clearly he's had him but I'm just guessing he was horny when he saw the naked man again and decided one more go wouldn't really matter. Kip didn't really matter to him. Brian can separate business from pleasure. Therefore, Kip gets laid twice by Brian Kinney. Lucky him.

We discover that Zack O'Toole has a giant tool. Melanie cheats on Lindsay because there was *tension* (or you know, give the lesbians something to do). Emmett blows Zack ... or does he? Kip cannot separate business from pleasure and decides that Brian should promote him 'cause they're both gay and they fucked. O rly, Kip?

Lindsay and Marianne are in the same room! Awkward! One look from Melanie and Lindsay knows the truth. She leaves. Justin knows who the Manrammer is. I absolutely love the look on Justin's face after Brian follows a trick to the backroom. He gives one glance, his lip curls up a little as if he's shrugging it off, and continues to bounce his head to the beat. This Justin is so relaxed!

Kip says that they should "get down" in a way that makes me want to punch him in the face. He's wasted, he's bitter, and Brian is annoyed. No, sorry, you're not going to get a promotion because you both fucked and because you fuck guys. Sry, Kip. (I have to use internet speak on him because he is just that ridiculous).

Emmett did not see the light. Ted and Michael pay a porn star to see their friend and their friend does not blow the porn star. I hate to see what this does to Ted. His heart is breaking because he's losing his best friend and Michael's just along for the ride.

Melanie leaves right away even though the expression on Lindsay's face in this scene is telling her not to leave. Instead, she just says goodbye to Gus and she goes.

One minute Brian's happy as a clam and yelling at the subordinate ones in his office and the next minute? Served a sexual harassment lawsuit. Brian Kinney ... you got served!

That's it from me! Remember:

1. We're still alive and kicking.
2. sakesushimaki's last recap is here.
3. I have a website and I'm working on S3 but I have complete S1 and S2 screencaps at www.qafcaps.com.
4. ... I don't have a 4. I just wanted it to be even.

Until next time!