dear rufus wainwright.

Stop being so expensive. I can't afford to go to your show in January. I might be going to the Philippines at that time anyway. But the point is is that I can't pay $122 for your solo show. I love it when you sing solo. Why are you in such a large venue anyway? Your solo shows are usually in places like the House of Blues. I love you to pieces and I've never missed a show of yours in the Los Angeles area. I guess this will be the first. :(

Love Always,
Can't Spend Money on Concerts Two/Three Months in Advance.